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Thursday, December 12, 2002

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Here's a sure-fire way to sound stupid trying to cut down anti-war arguments during the holiday.

Things I've learned in PA:
You're never too old for a hangover...
Don't eat the eggs, and staying away from the water probably wouldn't hurt either.
If you want to seduce someone, read them a bedtime story every day for a week -- you're in.
There is a direct correlation between how crazy someone is, and the quality of the sex.
If everyone's shitfaced... you're not all that drunk.
Believe your fortune cookie.
Friend's don't let friends knock on door # mediocre.
The man in leather does not clean the car.
If you have two people with long legs, don't sit them on the same side of the car.
Don't drive the highway in CT (that's not exactly PA, but I learned it on the way)
If someone holds up traffic by getting in an accident, they owe you... you know... .:wink, wink:.
TMI will happen wherever you are.
"Session" or "Sessionable" is a good euphemism for sex.

We're getting out earlier this evening, heading out to the mall to continue with the Xmas shopping.
I'm tired... only one more day. We're only working until 12 tomorrow, but it's a long drive back.
Give me another fillet mignon and I think I can hang in there...

Labels: 2002